I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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