Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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