What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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