Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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