yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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