we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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