We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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