we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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