He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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