Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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