Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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