HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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