Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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