Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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