Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just gift wrapped bread.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
