Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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