so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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