hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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