Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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