In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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