So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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