Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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