Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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