I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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