We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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