he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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