Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
as a side note pls kill me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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