YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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