Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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