sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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