not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
