u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Randomize
