No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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