So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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