your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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