Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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