youre lurking in front of me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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