we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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