My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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