But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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