Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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