apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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