i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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