ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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