I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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