Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Randomize
