Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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