these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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