I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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