hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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