I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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