Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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