Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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