hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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