32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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