writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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