Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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