do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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